I Met Bill Gates

[Miley Cyrus]

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink discreetly by himself. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle , but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the billionaire Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a big favor."





"Yes?"





"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"





"Sure." he said politely.





I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.





We ordered a drink and started to talk business.





A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.





"Hi, Ray," he said.





I replied, "FU#K OFF GATES, I'M IN A MEETING."

Ps I found this on the interwebs

[melissa]

Haha, that was a good one.